lol...... so funny

An old man decided his old wife was getting
hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to
make an appointment to have her hearing
checked.
The Doctor said he could see her in two
weeks, and
meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the
husband
could do to give the doctor some idea of the
dimensions
of the problem.
"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away
from
her, and speak in a normal conversational
tone and
see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then
20 feet,
and so on until you get a response."
So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking
dinner,
and he's in the living room, and he says to
himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see
what happens."
"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So he moves to the other end of the room,
about
30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No
response.
So he moves into the dining room, about 20
feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"Honey,
what's for supper?". No response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey,
what's for
supper?"
"For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!!!"