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<i>Beetlejuice</i> is a haunted house story told from the point of view of two ghosts who suck at haunting. After the dead Maitlands fail to scare away the hipster family who bought their house, they enlist the help of Beetlejuice, a deranged freelance poltergeist who's also one of the best characters Tim Burton ever created.</div>
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He is also the ghost of Batman, after he was killed by Scarecrow.</div>
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We know what you're thinking. "What are you, nuts? Beetlejuice is a completely different person than Batman. We don't see him fighting crime or even having similar values, and not once does he do that cool thing where he says something and then when you look away for half a second he disappears. In fact, he seems more like the kind of person Batman would pummel into evil clown pudding while splitting his attention between the fight and reminding Alfred to pick up cold cuts." But trust me that this isn't just the byproduct of bingeing Michael Keaton movies for three straight days. I actually have a point to make here.</div>
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#3. Tim Burton's Batman Movies Are Their Own Bat-Verse</h2>
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First, we need you to realize that Tim Burton's<i>Batman</i> and Tim Burton's <i>Beetlejuice</i> take place in the same Bat-Keaton-verse -- which is <i>different</i> from the Bat-Kilmer and Bat-Clooney-verses. We've ρσιит συт вєfσяє that the <i>Batman</i> series went through some major changes between <i>Returns</i> and <i>Forever</i>. When Tim Burton left to pursue a career as a coked-up man-Muppet, Joel Schumacher changed the tone of the franchise from "dark deco" to "cartoon impossible." Everything from the layout of Gotham City to Batman's jawline became softer and more kid-friendly.</div>
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Because these movies take place in a different universe, and the two Keaton <i>Batman</i>s (<i>Batmen</i>?) stand alone.</div>
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This isn't how most people see the timeline, but we're pretty sure that's just because "reboot" wasn't a word in 1995. Batman's been officially rebooted twice since Clooney battled Schwarzenegger on a diamond-powered spaceship, so is it really so crazy that they snuck another one in there when we weren't paying attention?</div>
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#2. This Universe Is The Same One As Beetlejuice's</h2>
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And if the Burton batfilms are one universe, it's likely (or at least possible) that it's the same universe as <i>Beetlejuice</i>'s. Just look at the fashion:</div>
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Or the interior design trends:</div>
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Or just take a look at this shot of Beetlejuice's home, from the opening of the Saturday morning cartoon series:</div>
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Look familiar?</div>
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In fact, it's hard to find a shot in the entire movie where Batman would look out of place.</div>
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"But Cracked, this is just because both <i>Beetlejuice</i>and <i>Batman</i> were directed by Tim Burton, and this dark, neo-Gothic style was his thing in the '90s. Are you saying that <i>every</i> '90s Tim Burton movie takes place in the DC Universe?" Not for sure, but hey, it's possible, right? Would this guy really look out of place in a Batman comic?</div>
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So yeah, Beetlejuice is a ghost in the DC Universe, and the only reason Superman didn't save Alec and Geena from drowning at the beginning of the film is that at that same moment, Lois Lane needed help getting something out of the garbage disposal.</div>
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[иℓ]Why Tim Burton Movies All Look The Same: Insane Fan Theory

Beetlejuice is a haunted house story told from the point of view of two ghosts who suck at haunting. After the dead Maitlands fail to sca...