WIFE ON HOLIDAY [JOSHFAD JOKEZ]

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYyvbAdiL-LRRj095HxpuPvLMWC0APWhbP8uqPOvdp4loKehq7ZrSXV64jHMgF4QjPwku9a9R9EB93jWSIFNGmazjqgnjCFtR9tL1WHHDF0s9erSPl8mdgS6xMqEoiCzNdoBLhFz-v6KkH/s1600/IMG-20160312-WA0006-300x300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYyvbAdiL-LRRj095HxpuPvLMWC0APWhbP8uqPOvdp4loKehq7ZrSXV64jHMgF4QjPwku9a9R9EB93jWSIFNGmazjqgnjCFtR9tL1WHHDF0s9erSPl8mdgS6xMqEoiCzNdoBLhFz-v6KkH/s400/IMG-20160312-WA0006-300x300.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">A wife</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">went on holiday</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">leaving the husband</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">behind. The husband</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">got so Hot one day</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">that he decided to try the maid who</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">had just come from</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Nsukka village and who</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">seemed clever. ... He</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">called the maid to his</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">bedroom where he had taken off his pants,</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">he</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">pointed to his manhood</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">when the maid arrived.</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Husband: Do you know</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">what this is?</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">what it s for?</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Maid:Yes</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Husband: show me. The</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">maid immediately</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">dropped to her knees held the item with both</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">hands</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">drew</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">closer and opened her</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">mouth. The husband</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">was shivering with anticipation . The maid</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">then began,"My name is</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Chinasa , I'm 23 years</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">old and I'm from</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Nsukka. I</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">and mrs Chigozie, my</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">uncle, Broda</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">NnamdI aka' chop my</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">money and MY auntY,</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">MRS IFEOMA, I would also</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">like to tell my boyfriend</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Johnny that I miss him.</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Can u play me Ashawo</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">by Flavour Nabania?"</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">microphone I'm</span><br style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="background-color: #f6f6ec; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; line-height: 20px;">through...</span></div>

WIFE ON HOLIDAY [JOSHFAD JOKEZ]

A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come f...

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[Joke] Two teachers in the class

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFT956Phz5BPBQlXu9yzheGRbwTA7EyrKtvDU1_s9x1Q1bcLA0ELtKMrr34qxx7SLZ6oDnCjHIeYfP6_8qShlFLKbrSOMlK1MULNQc10CEpzr-TnrkhO2CuJfPsvsp_3I8-fcpLDLrQtf/s1600/IMG-20160313-WA0001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFT956Phz5BPBQlXu9yzheGRbwTA7EyrKtvDU1_s9x1Q1bcLA0ELtKMrr34qxx7SLZ6oDnCjHIeYfP6_8qShlFLKbrSOMlK1MULNQc10CEpzr-TnrkhO2CuJfPsvsp_3I8-fcpLDLrQtf/s320/IMG-20160313-WA0001.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> Two Teachers were arguing in the class<br /> and the students were watching.<br /> Other Teachers were trooping in one after<br /> the other.<br /> ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and<br /> combatant fight teachers maneuverating<br /> themselves in the presence of their pupils.<br /> CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll<br /> balance your equation with acid and base.<br /> MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before i<br /> divide and subtract your names from our<br /> teachers' list. CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Abraham,<br /> forgive<br /> them cos they do not know what they are<br /> doing.<br /> ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human<br /> behaviour, I'll draw a scale of preference to<br /> know who's at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both<br /> of you lack<br /> voices<br /> to win an argument, your phonet is<br /> voiceless, your treble, and your alto lack<br /> vocal sound.<br /> HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century 2013<br /> I'll compare this fight with that of Iran<br /> and Iraq.<br /> BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between<br /> these two species of Homo sapiens. The<br /> knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing i<br /> must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.<br />  who kill it the most ?</div>

[Joke] Two teachers in the class

Two Teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Other Teachers were trooping in one after the other. ENGLI...

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